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Where i post NSFW next to Disney Stuff.

nathanielemmett:

Chell playing chess again GLaDOS. Not sure if Wheatley is helping Chell or criticizing her choice in moves, haha.Artwork by Sinobali.

nathanielemmett:

Chell playing chess again GLaDOS. Not sure if Wheatley is helping Chell or criticizing her choice in moves, haha.

Artwork by Sinobali.

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retardsramblings:

Always makes me chuckle. Also this

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satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

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90s Animal Planet:

Animals are cool, kids! They can be your friends! But watch out, some are dangerous! Ooh, watch Jeff Corwin handle the most venomous snake in Africa! Aw, look at the tiger babies! Oh, let's learn about conserving the environment! Remember kids, we must respect this planet, because it's the animals' home as well!

2013 Animal Planet:

ANIMALS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. And guess what? PARASITES WILL TOO! Yes I know those aren't really animals, I guess. OH YEAH HERE'S SOME PSEUDO-SCIENCE ABOUT BIGFOOT. He's an animal too, right? WATCH THIS WOMAN GET EATEN BY HER PET CHIMPANZEE. ANIMALS ARE SCARY, KIDS. BE CAUTIOUS AROUND YOUR PET LIZARD OK. oh look kittens!

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90s History Channel:

Here kids, we're gonna talk about this society today. History from all time periods and all countries. Isn't this stuff fascinating? Watch us dig up a tomb!

Early 2000's History Channel:

So there's this guy named Hitler. And he's pretty bad. Let us tell you how bad Hitler is. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. More Hiltler. Hey have you heard about this guy named Hitler?

2013 History Channel:

Aliens moonshiners aliens rednecks aliens pawnshops aliens aliens aliens hey have we mentioned aliens because aliens

“Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’”

—    Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

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soincrediblyvantastic:

thevvioletprince:

cowbuttcrunchies:

Friday Katsu dreamers, you are all basically perfect.

Extremely official previews from our super serious upcoming CMV with Vantasss aka VanCow Productions aka three douchenuggets with a camera.

I’M GOING TO CRY THIS IS THE BEST

jfc you guys omg

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casualcissexism:

fartgallery:

I just accidentally broke my owl by dropkicking it down the stairs but its ok because i fixed him

i feel like “accident” and “dropkicking it down the stairs” don’t belong in the same sentence

casualcissexism:

fartgallery:

I just accidentally broke my owl by dropkicking it down the stairs but its ok because i fixed him

i feel like “accident” and “dropkicking it down the stairs” don’t belong in the same sentence

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etteluor:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy shit let me tell you

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